August News

August Brews & News  

Thank goodness Winter is nearly over. Those 6 cold days were freezing. Are you ready for the Footy Finals they are coming up soon and you’ll need to have your fridge stocked? Check out the SHARE BOARD and get your name on some great beers. There are a few STOUTS on the board. These are always popular during the cooler months. These should be ready by late August. 

Are you planning a party in September? Wedding, Footy Break Up, just want to party, then order your PARTY HIRE EQUIPMENT NOW. September is always a very busy month for Party Hires so get in early and don’t miss out. We now have Triple Tap Fridges for party hire. You can get 3 different beers on tap for that special occasion. Each keg holds the equivalent of 40 schooners.

“Tour De La Brew” – put together a little group and come and do a little tour! 
You get a discount on your beer if you introduce a new member. You get free beer samples on your tour AND..you get to hang out at a microbrewery for a while! 
It just doesn’t make sense NOT TO DO A BREWERY TOUR.
Contact us and book a time to pop in for a tour!
Last month we did some story time and featured a snippet on how
one of our lizard beers were created. It was such a hit, we’re going to do it again. **you’re welcome**
Now go get one of our beers, sit back and enjoy….

Lizard Tales/Tails & Lizard Ales
This was the first of our Lizard Beers. It happened way back in 2008 during our very busy Christmas rush. We were flat out filtering beers and transferring them into kegs the bottling customers. Some-how we mixed a
Mexicana and an Easy Dry together in the same keg. We just put it aside
and when we came back in January, we decided to taste it. Well, the rest is history; it was pretty good, so we adapted the two recipe’s and called it a Summer Lizard. It has been our No.2 bestseller ever since. If that didn’t bring tears to your eyes, I don’t know what will! Such a love story. 
 Fathers Day Is Approaching. Kegerators have been flying out the door over the last couple of months. There’s nothing better than having beer on tap at home and at only and at only $1.62 per schooner why would you go to the pub.  The whole set up with 3 kegs will only cost you $1399 and we give you 50 litres of beer for free. That’s 118 schooners worth of free beer. You do the maths, but at $6 per schooner in the local, that’s already saved you $708.    The Camperator fridge is on special for $875. Only 2 left at this price. Get in quick. The package includes 50lt Camping fridge/freezer, 9.5lt keg with free beer, gas bottle and regulator.        
and, more fathers day options 50% OFF ALL BAR ACCESSORIES WHILE STOCKS LAST.
Cocktail Shakers, Glass Cleaning brushes, Nip Pourers, Muddlers, Strainers, Wine cooler, Straw holder, Swizzle Sticks, Bottle openers and much more. Come in and have a look. 
We also sell HEADMASTER GLASSES –  just $4 each.
or 6 for $20

“A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars. The man asked, “Will you buy booze with it?” The bum replied, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked the bum, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
TOP 10 Sellers 
1. Mexicana #6
2. Summer lizard #33
3. Rockin Timber Lizard #83
4. Easy Dry #36
5. Lizard Island #99 
6. Four Lizards Mid #75
7. Tropical Cider #63
8. Northern Lizard #15
9. Half Tail Lizard #73
10. Wooley Lizard #31

Our newest beer, No.99 Lizard Island, has been very popular and we think it will be a regular on the top 10 list. Beer Of The Month
#150 Lotsa Lizard If you like drinking 150 Lashes you will love this one. It’s a light brown coloured, medium-bodied, Australian style beer with medium bitterness and hop flavour. We use 4 different hops and 3 different malts when making this beer. It’s a regular on the Share Board. We will have it on tap on the 21st August so pop in and have a taste.

DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A STOCKIST?
If you would like the Laughing Lizard Brew on tap at your venue, tavern, club or bar, follow the link below and get in touch.
http://localhost/laughinglizard/stockists/